Tuesday, January 27, 2009

LOST in headlines.

Fame Sucks For Lost Star Holloway.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speaking of strange bodies...The way Sawyers neck goes into his shoulders really creeps me out. I'm really glad he demanded a shirt to put on. Also, like a hairless cat...creepy.

H Conway Esq (one to talk)

Danny. said...

wait a minute...Sawyer is a sex symbol? Everyone I know gets the shudders when even the thought of Sawyer without a shirt on. Even worse, he was a MODEL? WTF? For "Weird Looking Chest Monthly"? Ok, that makes sense.

Cody said...

It's the dimples.

Anonymous said...

Sawyer does has a somewhat strange body, but I'm not gonna fault the guy for having weird shoulders. His dimples kill me, to the point where I was thinking during last week's episode, "I hope Sawyer doesn't see too much shit this season, cause I need to see that wonderful smile." Second to Hurley, who I want to hug every time he comes on the screen, Sawyer's my favorite.

I just started checking out this site and I'm sure you all long ago rated the Lost folks, but I'll add two cents.

Foxy and Desmond are hot, but are balls of nervous energy. Sayid has sad, beautiful eyes, but I agree he looks like Mary Lou Retton from the neck down. And Jin, despite NOT BEING DEAD and being awesome, is too ripped for my taste.

Dani

Ben said...

I'm a Locke man, myself. He's like the father we all wish we had.

And...
HOLY SHIT, CHARLES WIDMORE????
The circle is complete!!!

Anonymous said...

Do you think Whidmore is Faradey's dad? Is that blonde hottie his mom??

-H Conway Esq

beckler said...

Faraday's mom is the satanist witch lady with the cloak. I'm glad that they have finally introduced Satan into Lost. Now that Sawyer is more ripped (and more fat) when I see his chest I think of hams. But he's still fine!

Can we place bets on how long before Holloway and Yessica get divorced? I say in six months.

The Armeniac said...

Widmore is Penny and Desmond's child. They go back to the Island and Desmond somehow leaves Penny and or Charles Widmore on the Island. I'm just repeating what Mattmax told me last night, I'm in no way calling it. Though I will point out that if Jacob is Jack it would explain why the Cabin was full of Shepperds, Christian , Claire and Jack!! Bum,bum, bum!!!! I called it!!

Anonymous said...

I'm saying that the Cloaked Satanist lady and the blonde hottie are the same lady! Ok, maybe a stretch, but my mind can't stop looking for connections.
While I don't think Sawyer is particularly fine, I love that ol' scalawag.

H Conway Esq

Anonymous said...

Armeniac, you just totally blew my mind with the Jacob/Jack thing. I think I'm getting a nose bleed!

H Conway Esq

P.S. Miles is awesome.

P.P.S verification word: fanconst: a loyal follower of the hit band The Constants.

beckler said...

Wait Penny gave birth to her own dad?

Has anyone else seen Walt in that hotpockets commercial? I think I saw a shadow of Jin in the microwave in it, which proves he's dead.

The Armeniac said...

Penny gave birth to her own dad and Desmond is fucking his own grandaughter. It's some sick shit. JJ Abrams is the Devil and a Turk lover. I've been saying this for at least two years now. Wake up people!

Anonymous said...

Blondie (who has the most annoying voice of all time - is she holding in a fart, or what?) can't be the cloaked Satanist. Doesn't Satan lady have a Scottish or Irish accent? I often have to watch the show with the sound turned down, for sleeping little ones, so I might be going off the fact that the actress has that accent.

Dani

Cody said...

Blondie (I believe her name is Ellie) was really annoying. And tiny. I don't think she's the cloaked lady.

I have not seen the Hotpocket commercial with Walt, but remember when Hurley threw the Hotpocket at Ben? I believe Amanda has a theory about how the LOST mythos extends into reality (or at least what we THINK is reality) and that might fit niceley into that.

Who's Yessica?

Mandizzle said...

Did Ry tell you we saw Locke playing a judge in The Ghosts of Mississippi?

Ben said...

I would braid blondie's hair anytime. Although she does need to lower her waistline a bit. What is she, 40?

And Armeniac, the Jack in the Shack theory is amazing. Can anyone verify if "Jack Shepherd" is his complete legal name? Has it ever been specified? Is he a Jackson? OR A JACOB???? That would explain why Jacob threw a shitfit when Locke and Ben entered the room.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone catch the scene last night where they explained that Jin died in a boat explosion?

Cody said...

Blondie isn't 40, but she was in the 50's when that style was common. Plus I'm going to speculate she was wearing men's pants that she stole from the American armed forces, so they were probably too big and long.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute Armeniac, I've been telling loads of people that Jack is Jacob in the future/past for at least half a year. However, I can't remember who originally told me (I didn't think of it) although it might have been the guitarist from the Constants. You know, that guy who looks like Faraday.

Al

madewell said...

Matthew:

Is the "Jack in the Shack" the Lost theory you claimed to have accepted as truth? I can't rememeber what that was...

I know you no longer blog and just read over everything like the Dark Lord that you are, but maybe you'd like to weigh in?

lil' maxwell said...

I don't remember who originally said Jack's in the shack... but I know I told the theory to Al... I have not yet accepted it as absolute truth, but it's my favorite theory. What I have accepted as truth, because it is truth, is that John Locke and Benjamin Lynus are brothers.

madewell said...

oh that's what it was. John & Ben best bros 4 life.